A depressing thing

I know we're all used to seeing those advertising inserts in hundreds - if not thousands - of romance novels advertising the book club for zebra publishing and Kensington books. Sadly the club is closing this month after nearly two decades. Here's the message from the official website.

On a kind of related note, I was always curious about the two free gifts you're supposed to get for joining a Harlequin book club. Anyone ever do it and know? I'm a member of three Dorchester clubs but no free gifts - just great books and great deals :)